NAME:
Scott Alexander

MY ROLE AT CPH:
Head Beekeeper

3 WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE MUSIC I’VE ADDED TO THE PLAYLIST:
Teenage Girl Hits

CLAIM TO FAME:
I can chug a full beer in 2 seconds – my parents are very proud.

FAVORITE THING ABOUT WORKING AT CPH:
The people, without question.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHEN YOU’RE NOT IN THE OFFICE?
Make my kid giggle as much as I possibly can.

SOMETHING YOU LEARNED IN THE LAST MONTH?
Fording means to cross a river or creek at a shallow place

WHAT COULD YOU GIVE A 30 MINUTE PRESENTATION ABOUT WITH NO ADVANCE PREPARATION?
How to solve a 2×2 or 3×3 system of linear equations

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HAT TO WEAR OR PATCH/PROJECT?
Richardson 112

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PATCH STYLE?
All day, every day. Embroidered. You can’t beat the classics.

THE OFFICE OR PARKS & REC?
I’d have to say The Office because it was the original. Parks and Rec took the model of “mockumentary” and made a better product, for sure. However, you have to give credit where credit is due and The Office set the original bar for comedy documentaries.

GRITS OR BISCUITS & GRAVY?
Biscuits and Gravy. Obviously. I enjoy tasting food.

WHO OR WHAT INSPIRES YOU THE MOST?
My parents. My wife. Marcus Lemonis.